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Terrible Movies Summaries #6

You know how it goes. Someone tells you they saw a movie and you ask "what is it about?" That person then launches into a long, drawn out explanation. Or, you click on Dell on Movies only to see a wall of text you don't feel like dealing with. This is my attempt at helping you out. I summarize a bunch of movies in one sentence. One freaking sentence. Am I always accurate? Well, judge for yourself.

The Avengers: Age of Ultron - Computer malfunction requires a team of specialists.


Beyond the Lights - Mom pimps out her daughter, police intervene.


The Color Purple - A man struggles to keep his marriage afloat when an old girlfriend shows up at his door.


Dracula Untold - A caring family man battles a potentially fatal disease.


Forrest Gump - Woman with a troubled background deals with depression, addiction, and the mentally challenged man who stalks her.


Furious 7 - Shit cars can't really do.


Guardians of the Galaxy - Man bonds with his pet raccoon and a tree.


The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 - Actor struggles getting into character while filming a series of Public Service Announcements.


Jaws - A group of men use unorthodox fishing methods.


The Karate Kid - An elderly man tricks a young boy into doing chores.


Limitless - Drug addict believes he's smarter when high.


Locke - A driver distracted by his cell phone.


Lucy - Woman on mind-altering substance stalks her employers.


Ouija - A group of suicidal teens play dangerous games with their imaginary friends.


The Spectacular Now - A teen gets drunk with his dad, drives, and crashes, but it's cool.


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